My life as Allie

Hi I love like everything, yet I'm fiesty. I'm super nice, yet I can be a bitch. I play tennis I work at coldstone and I play lacrosse. I post a lot of pointless shit and I'm HIGHLY annoying. So be ready. And lets be friends :)

How close my mom thinks I am with kids at school...

In reality

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Do I like to sing ?

Can I ?

Do I give a fuck ?

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“Ok class, turn to page 69”

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When your parents wake you up in the morning…

Expectation:

Reality:

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When attractive people make ugly faces it just makes them more attractive:

But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:

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When your mom kept on lecturing you.

You look at her and wish you can do this:

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But you can’t because you know this will happen:

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After proving someone wrong.

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When I see a good looking person:

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When your teacher asks you a question when your not paying attention and you get it right.

After answering:

In your head:

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“If you don’t get off that computer, you’re going to fail your next test.”

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DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I MUST UPDATE MY BLOG?!

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